The Big Brother

A big brother, they say,

Is someone who watches over you.

A big brother, they say,

Is someone who will teach you little tricks,

While teasing you about not knowing.

A big brother, they say,

Is someone you can always count on,

Because a big brother, they say,

Is the one who will always be there,

Not just for you,

But right next to you,

In the middle of your fight.

Hell, I always wanted a big brother.

I always wanted that someone,

Who is cool and awesome and amazing.

Someone to piss off, someone to punch,

Someone to have fun with.

Now I know you're my 'Dad',

And you take us to be like your 'kids',

But in all the ways that count,

You're the big brother that I never had,

That I always wanted.